- You’ve dyed your air orange
- You consider an umbrella to be an unreleased Zanpakuto
- …Until you "release" it and scream "Open… Ubrellamaru!"
- Things are getting worse because you stole two of your mom’s ‘flower-shaped sequins’, dabbed them with gel and placed it on your hair.
- You cross your arms in front of you and laugh insanely "BWAAHAHAHAHA!"
- You cover your right arm with a long sock and thrust it forward thinking large amount of energy will shoot out
- You’ve really been watching too much when you powder your face until it’s pure white and draw a line under your eyes (With a blue marker) and act like Ulquiora.
- You’ve named your stuffed animal Kon
- You take the front half of a skull from biology class and call yourself a Vizard.
- You eat a piece of candy thinking your soul will come out your body
- You visit onto Bleach forums and make thousands of random theories
- …And then fight with other members when they don’t agree with you
- You colored a piece of paper black, cut it out in a circle, and taped it to your chest
- …And then glued a broken chain to it
- You wear hair pins hoping they will help you in a time of need.
- You wear an eye patch while you white to give your opponent an "advantage".
- You bust in to class saying "The sprits are always with you!"
- You’ve poked the person next to you using a stick and expected a Shinigami to come out of a gigai
- Your doing something requiring unbelievable amounts of energy and yell "BANKAI!"
- You just ate red beans with potato chips in in ice cream for lunch
- You like to say somebody’s name like your inspired after they make some kind of declaration
- You put a piece of candy in a stuffed animal hoping it’ll come alive.
- Guys knitting in school has suddenly become cool.
- You think it’s cool to see "bleach" written on the the laundry isle sign at the store.
- You jump kick your kid the second he wakes up.
- You where a black cloak and some sandals and white socks
- After moments of not talking and being quiet, people start to think you really can’t talk
- You think your cat is actually a hot girl in disguise.
- You open up a Bleach web site
- …And call it your life’s work.
- You have your little brother throw petals around you after you say "Scatter Senbonzakura"
- You practicing on your archery skills is referred to as "training".
- You start adding "-taichou" to the end of your teacher’s names.
- You run around the street wearing a long black robe with sandals
- Whenever your somebody calls you by your name, you tell them: “That’s Captain [insert your name here] to you.”
- You’ve gone insane when you got into a fight and realized that your enemy is stronger and you mutter: “What strong reiatsu!”
- Whenever your cell phone rings you run outside and look for Hollows
- You realized that carrying a wooden sword around school was not a good idea
- You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Bleach
- …And also try to add to this list as well
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